oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open
Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh
yknow what. fuck you. you can tie your own dick into balloon animal shapes next time. dont come crying to me
it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king
マイメロディ ハローキティ (ガーリーケープ)
i am not immune to stories in which characters who have endured harsh, empty existences become absolutely transformed by someone’s sincere love for them and learn to live
strawberry ice cream for evarrr
Pokemon Deluxe DX Eevee sofubi figure (1998)
its so disgusting that you actually have to practice skills to retain them. just stay in my brain for retrieval pleaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
really funny that every website is in an arms race to make itself as bad as possible and immediately someone makes a firefox extension to fix it
